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Clearasil - Puberty is traumatic enough

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Holland & Barrett - Binge on health

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Nandos - Spice exposure therapy

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Vanish Oxy Action - Used by the serial killer you've never heard of

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Open University - Have a productive midlife crisis

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Anchor Spreadable - Stop toast torture

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Paxo Stuffing - Tasty taxidermy 

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Walls Ice Lollies - Made by cows on acid

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Anadin - If only it worked on emotional pain

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Poundland - Mathsless shopping

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Swatch - The universal signal for time-wasters

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Emirates - The hotel will disappoint

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Ancestry.com - Get better role models

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