Dolmio Sauce - Italian nonnas hate this one trick


Clearasil - Puberty is traumatic enough

Holland & Barrett - Binge on health

Nandos - Spice exposure therapy

Charmin - For adventurous eaters

Rymans - Be meet-cute ready

DFS - You'll create relationship issues to sleep on it

Vitality Health Insurance - Die in the lap of luxury 

Audible - Conquer your bookshelf

Starbucks - Be the only hipster in the room 

Vanish Oxy Action - Used by the serial killer you've never heard of