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Holland & Barrett - Binge on health

Nandos - Spice exposure therapy

Vanish Oxy Action - Used by the serial killer you've never heard of

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Anchor Spreadable - Stop toast torture

Paxo Stuffing - Tasty taxidermy 

Walls Ice Lollies - Made by cows on acid

Anadin - If only it worked on emotional pain

Poundland - Mathsless shopping

Swatch - The universal signal for time-wasters

Emirates - The hotel will disappoint

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