Dolmio Sauce - Italian nonnas hate this one trick
Clearasil - Puberty is traumatic enough
Holland & Barrett - Binge on health
Nandos - Spice exposure therapy
Charmin - For adventurous eaters
Rymans - Be meet-cute ready
DFS - You'll create relationship issues to sleep on it
Vitality Health Insurance - Die in the lap of luxury
Audible - Conquer your bookshelf
Starbucks - Be the only hipster in the room
Vanish Oxy Action - Used by the serial killer you've never heard of